Tuesday, September 30, 2014

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nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

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sifu-hotman:

OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD.

sifu-hotman:

OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD.

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twerkingderp:

iconic

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theperksofunoriginality:

center—sage:

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

get out

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

Saturday, September 27, 2014

wombatasaurus:

in spanish class, i was doodling and talking to my friends, saying “i will never get tired of drawing women in power poses.” and, no joke, a guy in front of me turns around and says, “but, if you only draw women in powerful poses, isn’t that sexist towards men?”